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Gamers PWN the US
by David 'Hades' Becker [ Wednesday, 2nd of April 2008 - 05:23 PM ]
72% Of U.S. Plays Games, Only 2-3% Own Multiple Consoles If you missed the heading, almost 3/4ths of the country plays games, to some extent at least. Not bad numbers when you look at them. That means there has got to be something to this whole thing right? I'd say so. Gamers are not a minority; we are a majority. And we have the NPD to prove this fact for us all. Oh, and just so ya know as well, this is up from last years survey that had only 64% of the US gaming. Read More…
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Sony PWNs Self?
by David 'Hades' Becker [ Wednesday, 2nd of April 2008 - 01:09 PM ]
Feel the Shock Next Week! I really am not a big fan of April 1st. Like I've said before, I am a fan of a good joke, but when it comes to actually reporting something that means anything yesterday was a trial. Hence why I only found one object to post about and it was about a fake video anyway. But now back to actually reporting fun news in the gaming world. So it looks like Sony is revving up their release for the new Dual Shock 3 controller. Originally it was due out on the 15th, but it looks like it will be here a week early. Read More…
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BlueWolf72 Donated Bonus Song
by Aaron BlueWolf72 Molloy [ Wednesday, 2nd of April 2008 - 12:21 AM ]
From my old days of loving and hanging out at Destructoid I made the best on-line pal a wolf could have, and he uses the name Genki-Jam. Besides being the coolest online person I have ever met, he also has talents. He can turn his voice into all sorts of crazy voices. His first CD has been made and is available for download; HERE: DOWNLOAD HERE! HERE: (mirror)FASTER DOWNLOAD HERE! 1 Dragonforce: Fury of the Storm - Shaggy and Scooby Doo 2 Ben Folds: Bitches Ain't Shit - Cookie Monster 3 Mickey Avalon: My Dick - Kermit the Frog 4 Sonic X Theme: Bill Cosby and Arnold Schwarzenegger 5 Anita Ward: Ring my Bell - Arnold Schwarzenegger 6 Sit MixaLot: I Like Big Butts - Elmo 7 The BeeGees: Love You Inside Out - Arnold Schwarzenegger 8 Crush 40: Seven Rings in Hand - Bill Cosby 9 Trapped in the Pudding Pt. Read More…
Tags: music, fun, win
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Total Link PWNage
by David 'Hades' Becker [ Tuesday, 1st of April 2008 - 05:40 PM ]
Legend Of Zelda Movie Trailer Premiere Ok, so I could have the largest dick in the universe and report this as 100% real, but I am not. In fact, I've been trolling around to find real stuff to report on, but alas, today is the day that everyone goes above and beyond to pull a prank. For F*cks sake, some of these "Joke" ideas are good enough to be made real; like the Bard class for WoW. But no, everyone has got to have their turn at teasing the world only to kick them in the virtual nuts by saying ha-f*cking-ha. I mean, I like a joke more than the next guy, but when you go to extreme lengths like what you will see below, it is no longer a good joke but just harmful. Read More…
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 GeForce LAN at NVISION 08 - Sign up now!
by Aaron BlueWolf72 Molloy [ Tuesday, 1st of April 2008 - 03:30 PM ]
Mark your calendars and join thousands of fellow gamers from all over the world for three days of non-stop, adrenaline-pumping gaming at GeForce LAN during NVISION 08 - the first mega-event for people who are passionate about visual computing and gaming technology.Bring your own computer and play the hottest PC games; watch the 2008 Electronic Sports World Cup; participate in contests, raffles, and other fun activities; win thousands of dollars worth of sponsor-product and cash prizes and be part of this Guinness World Record-breaking-attempt LAN party.NVISION 08 will be taking over most of downtown San Jose, CA - right in the heart of Silicon Valley on August 25-27.REGISTER TODAY! Read More…
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Going #1 on the Wii...
by Stephanie Naboshek [ Tuesday, 1st of April 2008 - 09:45 AM ]
So I normally don't write two articles in an hour, but I just checked my email, and this was featured in my Newsletter... SUPER Pii Pii brothers is a crazy, imported Japanese game for the Wii that requires you to... well... wee!! Complete loads of mini games by attaching your Wii-mote into the support harness provided and AIM AWAY!! Score extra points by tinkling on cats and other fun creates who pop out of the urinals and lose points for getting too much on the floor. Verse your friends in the fun multi-player mode and if the humiliation wasn't enough, just the mere ability to say you own Super Pii Pii Brothers is worth the $34. Read More…
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by Stephanie Naboshek [ Tuesday, 1st of April 2008 - 08:55 AM ]
Over the weekend a handful of updates were released for all you STEAM users out there. If you've already restarted your Steam client since yesterday then it's already been installed. First off, Valve updated the Steam client last week, fixing some bugs and compatibility problems that some of you may or may not have been experiencing. And then again yesterday came two update bundles for those of you who have either FRONTLINES: Full of War and/or Garry's Mod on your Steam account. In the answers to our hopes and prayers, Valve has made a good impact an some common problems experienced during game and fixing bugs responsible for many crashes (God knows my Gmod crashes all the time). Read More…
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 No PC or Console Gaming While Drunk Bill
by Aaron BlueWolf72 Molloy [ Monday, 31st of March 2008 - 10:00 PM ]
A new bill to hit the floor of congress, if passed, could mean that you can be arrested for drinking too much while playing Consoles or PC Games. The main concern is that the FBI is going to use the bill to tap the phone lines of anyone who "uses or abuses alcohol" while accessing the internet. With the recent claims that video games cause violence they decided to use this an another way to label the bill. Congress apparently thinks being drunk on a highway is bad no matter what kind of highway it is. I understand drinking has always been an issue and the appeal to stop people who sit at home and drink and get perverted or crazy, but to add the video game part to this is just freaking silly. Read More…
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Portal's 'Still Alive' for Free for RockBand Players
by Alyssa Porter [ Monday, 31st of March 2008 - 06:05 PM ]
Everyone's favorite Portal song, Still Alive, will be available for free tomorrow for Rock Band players. No, this is not a April Fools Day joke. Harmonnix, MTV Games, and Valve have teamed up to make this possible for Xbox 360 and Playstation users. "While the cake may be a lie, the free download of "Still Alive" is confirmed truth," said Greg LoPiccolo, VP of product development at Harmonix. "'Still Alive' is an awesome song that brings together great gaming and great music. We've teamed up with Valve to deliver a free download of "Still Alive" as a "thank you" to our fans for their incredible support. Read More…
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Sony PWNs Its Users...A Little Bit
by David 'Hades' Becker [ Monday, 31st of March 2008 - 01:54 PM ]
PlayStation Store Update It's not a content update, but a whole redesign of the PlayStation Store. I'm sure you've heard something about this in the last few weeks or so. But it looks like they are actually going through with it sometime in the middle of April. No solid date has been locked down for it. The only set date is that they will not be releasing any new content on the store from April 3rd on to the actual release of the re-vamp. This of course will all be made with yet another Firmware update. Read More…
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Gears of War the Movie hitting theaters in 2010?
by Trina [ Monday, 31st of March 2008 - 12:34 PM ]
Marcus and Don will be on a life size screen, but until now we weren't sure of when. Over at they spoke with producer Wyck Godfrey about when the Gears of War movie might see the light of day. "We've got our script on and a director we're about to attach. We'll hopefully make that early next year for the summer of 2010," said Godfrey. Cliff Bleszinski has been actively involved in the treatment of the film. The director isn't announced yet, so we'll still have to see who that will be to get an opinion on what the movie might be like. Read More…
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Someone's Bank Account Gets PWNED
by David 'Hades' Becker [ Monday, 31st of March 2008 - 12:00 PM ]
Chimera Skull From Playstation 3 Game TV Ad Sold Don't we all wish we had $2500 dollars just to throw around? I'm calling shenanigans if you say no to that. That's right, Shenanigans have been called. But in any instance, this is an interesting thing that popped up on E-bay. Profiles In History is actually offering up the Chimera Skull used in the PS3 commercials for the Resistance TV Ad, with $2,500 being the low end price for the skull. I know, I was kind shocked when I saw it at first as well, but it seems like a legit offer and not one of those, "I'm selling a picture of..." kind of offers. Read More…
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Violent Game "Journalism"
by Aaron BlueWolf72 Molloy [ Monday, 31st of March 2008 - 11:26 AM ]
Newspaper offers cash for anti-games story on MCV reports a new high-water mark for British journalism, as relates an offer from "a national newspaper" to pay someone who is willing to blame their crimes on video games, with the offer of money sure to make this quite the legit bit of journalism: A national newspaper wants your story and will pay hundreds of pounds to the right person. Write a few lines about how computer games turned you to crime and if it's something we like, we'll call you straight back. Read More…
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Teaser Site For Next Mortal Kombat Game
by Aaron BlueWolf72 Molloy [ Monday, 31st of March 2008 - 11:23 AM ]
The web site has recently launched and seemed to be a countdown-teaser site for an announcement about the next Mortal Kombat game (the site is owned by Midway Games with Mortal Kombat co-creator Ed Boon listed as the site's administrator, according to the Network Solutions web site). Read More…
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PWNED's Valve Contest Winners
by Aaron BlueWolf72 Molloy [ Monday, 31st of March 2008 - 11:08 AM ]
Mad thanks to Valve for sending us all the cool swag and allowing us to give it to you. There were so many custom profiles to choose from the judges were going back and forth. In the end they all agreed and the winners are; FIRST PLACE: VampireKitten - 1 Orange Box Ticket - Stickers - Shirts - Posters - 1000 Points from SECOND PLACE: RocketRobinHood - 1 Orange Box Ticket - Shirts - 500 Points from THIRD PLACE: Neil - Shirt - 250 Points from PWNED. Read More…
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