Postal
A new Postal title is on its way to us via Early Access and you can dive into the insanity of Postal 4: No Regerts right now
A title that I am sure almost no one thought was coming , Postal 4: No Regerts, is now out there for us to dive into an Early Access for. Oh, did you expect this title to be coming or are you just goofing with us? Either way, Running With Scissors is bringing us yet another taste of this franchise with a whole new title here and you can dive into its insanity right now over on Steam. At least in the form of an Early Access so do know that this Postal 4 may not be the final form of it all on PC as time marches on. You should know how this goes by now with so many titles out there that have gone this way over the recent years. It is a way to play the game before it is done though.
Just as the name would suggest, we are back in the Postal setting with the same protagonist being voiced by Jon St. John. That would be the same actor that voices Duke Nukem for those not keeping score of it all. We will be joining the character in an open-world sandbox with all of the over-the-top weapons we should know for the franchise. You can get a taste of where the game is at currently and the fun of shoving a gun in a cat's butt to use as a silence. I am assuming that is the case here as it makes no other sense like the water guns filled with gasoline. Then again, what in the Postal franchise makes total sense at the end of it all? Almost nothing. Have a look and see what I am speaking on here.
Postal 4: No Regerts — Early Access Launch Trailer
Several years have passed since the events that devastated the once proud town remembered as Paradise. The only two to walk away from the cataclysm unscathed, the hapless everyman known as the Postal Dude and his loyal companion Champ, drive aimlessly through the scorching deserts of Arizona looking for a new place to call home. After a fortuitous gas station rest stop ends with their car, trailer home, and the rest of their worldly possessions stolen, all the Dude’s seemingly got left to his name is his canine cohort and his bathrobe, and neither of them smells all that great. However, on the horizon, the duo glimpses an unfamiliar and dazzling town that beckons to them. What untold prospects lie within? Fame? Fortune? Maybe a bidet or two? Edensin awaits.
Postal 4: No Regerts is a satirical and outrageous comedic open-world first-person shooter and the long-awaited true sequel to what’s been fondly dubbed as “The Worst Game Ever™”, Postal 2! (No third game is known to exist.)
Works on Windows. This Steam Early Access game is currently not a finished game and may or may not change significantly over the course of development.
Key Features
- Free roam, open-world, sandbox gameplay: Approach your daily set of Errands in a non-linear fashion! Seek out optional Side Quests for additional rewards! Or ignore all of that and just cause general pandemonium at your own leisure!
- Jon St. John, industry veteran and legendary voice for Duke Nukem, in the role of the Postal Dude!
- A brand new town to explore: Discover Edensin and unearth the dark secrets of this gambling town! Visit the local penitentiary, but don’t become a permanent guest! Meet the mysterious and exotic locals at the Mexican border! Cruise the roads in style in your own fashionable
- Mobility Scooter! Test your luck at the casinos on the Zag, all under the watchful eye of the monolithic ERC Tower!
- Pacifist vs. Aggressive: Enjoy full freedom in your choice of playstyle! New ammo types and other tools to greater support peaceful (or non-lethal, at least) confrontations, but violence is still always an option too!
- Over-the-top arsenal: Series classics return such as the iconic Shovel, Gas Can, and the famous boomerang Machete! Brandish new weapons like the AK and Tazer Baton! Set traps and unleash feathered chaos with the new Pigeon Mine! Get creative with the Spurt’n’Squirt’s unique liquid ammo types: Fill it with water to put out fires, gasoline to create an improvised flamethrower, or urine to shower Edensin’s residents!
- Potent Power-ups: Add that familiar Postal twist to your weaponry with power-ups such as the classic Cat Silencer, the slow motion-inducing Catnip, and the dual-wielding Energy Drink!
- Bevy of interactivity: Feed Doggie Treats to strays to gather canine armies to do your dirty work! Grab and carry around objects to stack them and reach new areas or just throw them at others to annoy them! For the first time in the franchise, use and flush toilets!
Are you surprised to find out that we have another entry into the Postal franchise here or will it just keep coming given the basic premise of it all? Do you think that we have seen the craziest of weapons yet or will that be saved for future updates to the game as the Early Access carries on? Do you think that we will actually get to shape the game more than normal or will it just be a way to test things out along the way? Let us all know down in the comments and then feel free to discuss. If there is more to share for Postal 4: No Regerts, we will share it all here. Just keep checking in on the site to see and hear it all.
