redonkalous [ Thursday, 23rd of September 2010 - 12:21 AM ]

It's time to get medieval on these zombies. After evading hordes of zombies, I would search for a castle. Just because it's time to get medieval, don't be fooled. The caste would be fully equipped with some of the world's advance weapon technology. Surrounding the castle would be a moat with depths deeper than the abyss. But it's not the depth the zombies would be afraid of, the water is electrically charged so if any living or dead creature touches the water they would be electrocuted in an instant. Also in the first line of defense, perched on top of the castle walls are cannons. Not your ordinary cannons, but these cannons can shoot out whatever you can fit inside them. Don't have a cannon ball? No problem, a bowling ball will do. Matter of fact you can also use the bowling pins. Anything that fits inside these cannons will shoot at a velocity that will impale bodies and will leave a gaping hole cleanly. Inside the castle is a living farm, filled with organics and animal stock like cows and chickens. And solar powered generators which provides infinite electrical power that powers up a water filtration system providing you fresh clean water every day. And if every the zombies get pass the first line of defense and pass motion detectors, you are equipped with a variety of firearms such as shotguns, rifles, sniper rifles, hand guns, grenades, landmines, and boomerangs. Not your ordinary boomerangs, these boomerangs have sharp teflon tips that slices the heads off zombies clean. If you run out of ammo or if the boomerangs somehow didn't come back, you are armed at all times with an advance compact weaponry. This weapon is a combination of an compact autotune machine connected to a blow horn. When you speak through the blow horn, your autotuned voice sends a deafening sonic sound that makes zombies heads implode on impact. When I say this autotune machine/blow horn weapon is advanced, I mean. It tracks your heart rate. And if the hordes of zombies is truly unstoppable and chooses your fate, the moment your heart stops beating, the machine will detect the flatline and set a timer that will ignite a mini nuke buried in the middle of the castle when the timer hits zero. This nuclear explosion will take out, blow down, devastate and kill any living creature, plant life, and buildings into a pile of ashes in a radius larger than a super bowl footfall field leaving a crater in the dirt that will miraculously resemble your smiling face if seem in an airplane. So the plan is to live, while killing any zombies that gets in your way.