Happy Birthday Chuck Norris. I have some awesome Chuck Norris Birthday words for you from all over the web. They will tell you how PWNED.com feels for you Chuck.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's
because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it
became a Wendy's.
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