Confused on what I am talking about? Then it is obvious you have yet to see the new teaser for Alice: Madness Returns which I am so nice to present to you below. I know…I know…It is usually spiked codpiece thrusts to the pancreas I am nicely giving out but this time I think I'll let Alice have the spot light.

Now that we've been teased thricely I think it would be nice for EA and/or Spicy Horse to give us some actual game play footage or maybe a nice release date for the game. Not that the pre-rendered teaser clips are not awesome, but I'm done being teased. I want to good stuff.