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Postal fans will be glad to know that Postal 4: No Regerts has a final release date for the full game set down
It might have taken a few years since it hit Early Access, but Postal 4: No Regerts is now on its way to being a full game out there on the PC. A full game and not too far away from that with the new announcement from Running With Scissors for when we could expect to play the game in full. That is why I am happy to be here for the fans to let them all know that Postal 4: No Regerts will now be getting its full 1.0 update on April 20th. Quite a fitting day for a game that embraces all of that as well as some of the other random humor that can be enjoyed on said date. If you know the joke I am making, then you are in the right place for this game in terms of mindset.
Obviously, this release will bring all of the Postal fans one more title and with all of the updates and changes that have come to the game since it opened up the Early Access back in 2019. That is a bit of a stretch to have for a game like this, but if it gives us all more rocket cats to shoot at everyone and all of the crude humor we could be looking for, I have a feeling it will have been worth the wait. Granted, Postal 4 is not going to be a game for everyone, so if you have not been in on the Early Access before now, you might want to take a look at the latest video we have for the game and see if it will be a shooter that you can dive into. At least beyond the nostalgia, many have for the IP from over the decades.
Postal 4: No Regerts — Leaving Early Access Announcement
Postal 4: No Regerts, the ultimate stress-relieving first-person shooter and next entry in Running With Scissors’ classic franchise enjoyed by millions pulls out of Early Access and explodes onto Steam, GOG, and Green Man Gaming for PC with the launch of 1.0. So come take a hit off the health pipe with The Postal Dude on Wednesday, 4/20.
Postal 4 packs a full-frontal assault of new content, features, and improvements over Early Access, including a Pick-Yer-Dude voice option with the return of Rick Hunter and Corey Cruise alongside Jon St. John (of Duke Nukem fame) as the default voice of The Postal Dude.
Break the rules across all five in-game days implemented throughout Early Access with random encounters, a litany of side errands, improved graphics, revised mapping systems, new radio stations, and so, so much more. Achievements and collectibles like Kunny, Krotchy, and Larry the Crab dolls splattered all over Edensin join the fray on launch day as a new era begins for the legendary series.
Postal 4’s post-launch support will extend for years to come, just like Postal 2 before it. Enjoy the sounds of Edensin with the official soundtrack’s 4/20 debut on all major streaming platforms. Free new content hits the town in the weeks and months following launch, with new weapons, side errands, performance improvements, graphical updates, and Co-Op multiplayer. Huge premium additions like world expansions will keep The Postal Dude sane in 2022 and beyond.
At long last, the iconic anti-hero The Postal Dude can take an entire week by storm, outlasting his competition and disrobing the very concept of the traditional 9-to-5 lifestyle. With a bladder ready to burst and a full suite of objectives to tackle with complete freedom in a responsive, ridiculous open-world sandbox, the P Dude’s day has come.
Rage across the city of Edensin, where each calendar day from Monday through Friday builds atop the last with new missions, locations, and game systems. Fling humans fleeing America over the Mexican border with a human-sized slingshot. Spread the holy word of the bidet to an unclean populace. Visit Kunny Island, where former porn star-turned-DJ Carter Cruise is performing. Enter a virtual world to bring a D-tier developer’s game to completion. Fend off flesh-eating hillbillies, pro-toilet paper cultists, greedy literal gold-diggers, and the police.
The P Dude’s odyssey across a fictionalized Arizona town is a timeless tale empowering players to take care of business in whatever way they damn well, please. Pacifism? Violent chaos? Drug-induced hallucinatory hijinks? Dealer’s choice!
Across several meaty updates in Early Access, Postal 4: No Regerts has introduced a load of wacky mechanics, weapons, quests, traversal tools, quality-of-life features, and more, making this 1.0 release the definitive modern Postal experience. Postal 4: No Regerts stands as an ode and testament to what has made the series beloved, scorned, hated, and appreciated for 25 years. Where else can you steer sniper bullets while high on catnip? Or use severed limbs as melee weapons? Or ride the Womb Coaster in a vagina-themed amusement park?
And yes, you can pet the dog.
Have you been a fan of the Postal series since the jump or will you be getting in at this point? Do you think that the team had to cut anything over the development of the game or will it all just be in there no matter how anyone feels? Is this a line of titles that may have outlived their relevance or will this be the one that brings it all right back in? Tell us all what you are thinking down in the comments and then feel free to discuss it all. If we have more to share for Postal 4: No Regerts, know we will have it all here for you. Please keep checking back in for all of that and much, much more.
