First, it's all about flying around an industrial playground shooting whatever you can. But the main thing is that you fly around shooting people in 'gimp' masks because they stole your custom made Transformer bust and damn it, you want that back. After all is said and done, you get to pretend that you are John McClane for the rest of the game, including walking away from a bad ass explosion of mutants. I call them mutants because it is obvious they were the ones who spontaneously ignited to try and take you out and their gimped faces.

I know I did horrible in uncovering what Max Payne 3 is all about there. So please leave comments explaining the reality behind it all. I'll be honest that most of the story behind the franchise that I know is from the '08 film, but I felt that you fans out there might want to take a look at some new screens. Look at me having fun and hooking you up at the same time. Ain't I nice?