With Modern Warfare and Resident Evil: Darkside Chronicles both gracing shelves in the next two weeks, one after the other, it would seem time for the final launch trailers to hit the webs to give us even more reason to want these games. Like there is anyone that doesn't already want Modern Warfare and there is no Nintendophile that couldn't use another great zombie rail shooter. Am I right? Well in case you were on the fence, here are some new looks to give you the nudge.

I am curious as to why Eminem was selected in the MW2 trailer, well outside of the name and slight premise of the song. You would have thought one of the more military themed songs from 3 Doors Down and Kid Rock would have been a better choice. Maybe the National Guard just has them on a tight leash for their promo music. Or Infinity Ward didn't want any more flack by getting a "red neck" to do another video for them. Instead IW enlists someone that uses more homosexual euphemisms than their last video did. You know to try and push the "negativity" they were getting.

Just before I let you off to these video clips, I do want to touch on that "blunder" people like Adam Sessler of G4 are going off on. It is retardababies like you that give the negative meanings behind these sounds uttered from people. They are just fucking words. It is the people who want another 15 minutes of fucking fame like you that make shit like this a big deal. I applaud Infinity Ward for their joke. If people would just pull their heads out of their asses long enough to realize that, maybe racism and bigotry would go away. This "word" Sessler and others got uptight about was coined just to get a rise and bother humans. You give it power over the world and in the arsenal of bigots and racists by letting them know it bothers humans. Shut the fuck up.

If my words don't do anything, check out the latest episode of South Park, The F Word, to get the point here. Maybe because they have more clout than I you'll listen and understand the point. It is just a fucking word that has changed meanings over the last 400 years.

In any instance, here are those awesome videos I spoke about.

Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

Resident Evil: Darkside Chronicles