Hitman & Back To The Future In God Of War

Below is the list of trophies that the two games will have amongst them. Yes there is one for using the Sex mini-game in the first game, but alas it is not over 100 times. Just the once. But it is kind of funny to look at the titles of other ones. Like the first listed most might not catch unless they know that Christopher Lloyd mispronounced the word in every Back to the Future film. Or also the inclusion of not only Hitman, but Hitman 2 for doing some of Kratos' bad ass combos. Take a look, I'm sure you'll catch even more.

Before you do though, let me say that it is good to see a trophy list that awards the Bronze and Silver for just playing the game and beating the bosses. All the really random and difficult ones are listed in the Gold section. Do we really need a Gold trophy for beating Ares in the first game? No. But doing it in under 5 hours deserves one. Just good to see in my opinion. Nothing like the trophies of Saw where you get a bronze and 2 silver trophies for just starting the game and standing still for 5 minutes.

Here you go in their Godly splendor.

God of War

  • Bronze Trophy 1.21 Gigawatts - Acquire Poseidon's Rage
  • Bronze Trophy Rocking Out - Acquire Medusa's Gaze
  • Bronze Trophy Bolt Action - Acquire Zeus' Fury
  • Bronze Trophy Sword Man - Acquire Blade of Artemis
  • Bronze Trophy Soul Search - Acquire Army of Hades
  • Bronze Trophy Matador - Win the first Minotaur fight
  • Bronze Trophy Scape Goat - Win the first Satyr fight
  • Bronze Trophy Roll Over... and Die - Win the first Cerberus fight
  • Bronze Trophy Don't They Ever Shut Up! - Defeat the Desert Sirens
  • Bronze Trophy Beat a Dead Horse - Complete the Centaur sacrifice to Hades
  • Bronze Trophy Kickboxer - Complete the Spike Room Box Puzzle
  • Bronze Trophy Rockin' the Boat - Complete the Sex Mini-Game
  • Bronze Trophy Don't Leave Her Hanging - Rescue the Oracle with 10 seconds to spare
  • Bronze Trophy Get the Ball Rolling - Complete the Challenge of Atlas
  • Bronze Trophy Totally Baked - Complete the Human sacrifice
  • Bronze Trophy Splash - Kiss the Nyad
  • Bronze Trophy Get Me a Beer Kid - Free yourself from the depths of Hades
  • Bronze Trophy Zero Health = Bronze Trophy - Open a Health Chest when your health meter is already full
  • Bronze Trophy Hitman - Get a 100 Hits Combo
  • Bronze Trophy Getting My Ass Kicked - Die enough times to get offered Easy Mode
  • Silver Trophy Kratos' Marble Collection - Collect all the Gorgon Eyes
  • Silver Trophy Stick it in Your Cap! - Collect all the Phoenix Feathers
  • Silver Trophy It's the HUGE One - Retrieve the Captain's Key
  • Silver Trophy Take the Bull by the Horns - Defeat Pandora's Guardian
  • Silver Trophy God Killer - Kill Ares
  • Silver Trophy Head Hunter - Obtain the head of the Architect's wife
  • Silver Trophy The Power to Kill a God - Retrieve Pandora's Box
  • Silver Trophy Hitman 2 - Get a 200 Hits Combo
  • Silver Trophy Legend of the Twins - Watch the 'Birth of the Beast' Treasure
  • Silver Trophy Seeing Red - Max out all Weapons and Magic
  • Gold Trophy Prepare to be a God - Beat the Game on any Difficulty
  • Gold Trophy You Got the Touch! - Climb the Spiked Column in Hades without taking damage
  • Gold Trophy I'll Take the Physical Challenge - Complete the Challenge of the Gods
  • Gold Trophy Speed of Jason McDonald - Beat the game in under 5 hours on any Difficulty
  • Gold Trophy Key to Success - Collect all of the Muse Keys
  • Platinum Trophy Trophy of Zeus - Unlock all God of War Trophies

God of War II

  • Bronze Trophy Breaking Wind - Acquire Typhon's Bane
  • Bronze Trophy Big, Tuff, Buff and Rough - Acquire Rage of the Titans
  • Bronze Trophy Blue Balls - Acquire Cronos' Rage
  • Bronze Trophy Shiner - Acquire the Golden Fleece
  • Bronze Trophy Rock their World - Acquire the Head of Euryale
  • Bronze Trophy Learning to Fly - Acquire the Icarus Wings
  • Bronze Trophy Shaky Ground - Acquire Atlas Quake
  • Bronze Trophy Death from Above 2009 - Defeat the Dark Rider for the first time
  • Bronze Trophy Resurrection - Climb from the pit of Hades
  • Bronze Trophy Rock Hard - Defeat the Titan Minotaur inside Atlas
  • Bronze Trophy Pick'n on the Little Guy - Win the battle outside of the Palace of the Fates
  • Bronze Trophy Watcha Got on the Hot Plate? - Solve the riddle of the Fire Phoenix Statue
  • Bronze Trophy Whip it Good - Whip the Steeds of Time
  • Bronze Trophy Lift with Your Knees - Topple the Temple in the Bog of the Forgotten
  • Bronze Trophy Swinger - Cross the collapsing Grapple Bridge
  • Bronze Trophy Stoner - Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies
  • Bronze Trophy Super Sized - Get a 500 Hits Combo
  • Bronze Trophy Hitting Your Stride - Power up any item
  • Silver Trophy Eye Can't Believe it - Collect all the Gorgon Eyes
  • Silver Trophy Go Make a Pillow! - Collect all the Phoenix Feathers
  • Silver Trophy Eye Sore - Collect 20 Cyclops Eyes
  • Silver Trophy Boss Batch 1 - Kill the Colossus of Rhodes, the Dark Rider, and Theseus
  • Silver Trophy Boss Batch 2 - Kill the Barbarian King, Euryale, and Perseus
  • Silver Trophy Boss Batch 3 - Kill the Kraken and all three Sisters of Fate
  • Silver Trophy Daddy Issues - Defeat Zeus
  • Silver Trophy Rise and SHINE - Awaken the Phoenix
  • Silver Trophy Spread 'Em - Open the wings of the Temple of the Fates
  • Silver Trophy Shine King - Open the door to the Temple of Euryale
  • Silver Trophy Blowin' Your Wad - Max out all Weapons and Magic
  • Gold Trophy The End Begins - Beat the Game on any Difficulty
  • Gold Trophy Feel the Urn - Collect and use at least 2 Urns of Power
  • Gold Trophy Bleeding Thumbs - Beat the Challenge of the Titans
  • Gold Trophy 15 Min Fight Scene - Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes
  • Gold Trophy You Know the Germans Make Good Stuff... - Collect all Uber Chests
  • Platinum Trophy Trophy of Gaia - Unlock all God of War II Trophies